"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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its like you know when i get waxed
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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