Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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