Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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