He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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