Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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