as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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