So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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