My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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