sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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