Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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