so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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