My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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