no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
They took my balls.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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