How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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