I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
