The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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