Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I see more hoeing in ur future
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