He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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