White coat. Heels.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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