i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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