did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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