we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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