did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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