i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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