You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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