How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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