you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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