I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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