it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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