Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
She's the barista slut.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize