Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Princesses don't give blow jobs
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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