Sponge bath it is.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Randomize
