currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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