i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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