Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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