Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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