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There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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