I am puke
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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