If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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