im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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