how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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