Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
