One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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