so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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