Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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