how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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