I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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