The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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