Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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