what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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