1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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