Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
did i walk over a car last night?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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