Just took my morning after pill in the library
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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