Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
