so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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