So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
im on a boat
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