Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
i came on her dog
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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