Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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